Hey Lower-East Siders, Gossip Girl here and I have the biggest news ever:
Serena arrives from what seems an exotic trip from Costa Rica, the sun has treated her very well. What kind of weird foreign beans did she bring in her luggage, I bet this time her visa will expire. She’s the image of a Spanish-Harlem Mona Lisa, but that Mexican accent puts a real damper on English, someone get her Rosetta Stone.
SPOTTED:
My sources caught a glistening of summer sweat, Serena Perez walking to her apartment on Canal Street, taking in the several new vacancies and Blair, her longtime friend and neighbor crying on the crumbling stoop of her two bedroom apartment. A bright yellow flyer is held between Blairs trembling hands, its probably a notice to vacate, Blair is four months behind on rent and her landlords continue to raise the rent for the past three years. You can tell because she's wearing last seasons fall line of the salvation army collection.
Will Nate finally choose his childhood sweetheart Serena the better off Mexican over Blair his poor African-American girlfriend. I feel bad for him he can do so much better than the two but lets watch this cat fight. Dibs on the front row seats to this over dramatic novella.
Until next time, Gossip Girl.
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